Sergeant Jupiter Demoted; Loses Stripe
The red cloud band in Jupiter's southern hemisphere is missing.
posted by Jennifer Abel at 1:04 PM
Tuesday, June 01, 2010
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2 Comments:
It's not missing. It's a fake Jupiter. Aliens took our Jupiter and substituted a fake one while it was on the other side of the sun and we couldn't see what they were doing.
Note how this DID happen in the year 2010. Where's that monolith?
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